Could Jesus Hit a One Iron

Doug Whitney was reading his devotions when he had a vision....

In trying to find a solution to our issue, someone anonomously ask, "What Would Jesus Do?" After much thought, it appears that Jesus has helped us find a solution.

Jesus liked to walk and would not be taking a cart, therefore he would not be causing any of the problems we're having with bare dirt cart paths. Problem solved. Only people who walk can take a drop off the dirt cart paths, since they are not the ones causing the problem.
We'll, what do you think?

I thought that Doug was on to something...then I had a vision of my own

Jesus some times rode on an ass....maybe we should start riding asses....then we would take a drop from the ass path....would the ass poop be a loose impediment....or an immovable obstruction..(I just said ass poop...think about that for a while) ....we could get mad at our fellow competitors when they accidentally get on the wrong animal....we could tell them "hey...get off my ass!"...

Yes I think that we should definetly all get ourselves a nice ass every Sunday

It would no longer be improper to say "you have a nice ass" to another man